This is your brain on redbull

Finals week... stressed as fuck but still making myself laugh. I've got my priorities straight!

I'm Brogging

Brogging = Blogging in your Bra

Sometimes you just gotta take a picture

Freaking awesome still life!!

These Diesel ads continue to baffle me. Stupid has balls? Shut up!

Fried chicken curing cancer-- WTF

I've got my nattypack right here!

Because you totally want an explosion near your eye, am I right?

Sequins and Champagne at 10 am

Trannyshack: Reno 2010 was fucking out of sight. I knew it would be awesome, but I didn't know I would have my definition of awesome totally redefined. We started our little journey at 10 am in San Francisco, and partied on the bus (bus dancing>dancing on solid ground). Wish I had more pics of the scandalous shit that went down Saturday night in Reno!! In short: I stayed out late (NO LAST CALL? WTF RENO?), made new friends, drank a lot, danced my ass off, drank some more and went home with a smile on my face.

Nothing comes between me and my Buster

This weekend was out of control. I love having a reason to stay out 'till the sun comes up. Best easter ever! I made so many new pals. Pictures from Trannyshack: Reno coming soon.

I hate poetry

(But maybe you'll like it...)


I would want nothing more
than to hear bells again
than to watch sunflowers bursting open
the chirping of quails and the biting scent of eucalyptus
I would want nothing more
than to feel my stomach turning
my hair hanging across my smiling face
like brambles
untouched
I would want nothing more
than to stop speaking altogether
to drive through the sunsets
and down winding roads
with he in the driver's seat
a halo 'round his head

Holy shit

I am freaking out on these shoes. I saw them probably 6 months ago and loved them then. I just came across them online and discovered that they are actually called Natalie. Blue suede heeled sandals??? Yes, please. I will have these by summer. My princess salary is going to allow me a little bit of incredible footwear... did I mention I got a job as a princess? Yeah. I know. It's awesome!!